I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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