He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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