So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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