your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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