had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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