they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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