I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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