I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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