Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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