Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My vagina just recognized that song.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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