The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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