they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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