chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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