Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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