i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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