we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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