bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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