White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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