what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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