Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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