This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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