whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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