Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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