I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We don't watch enough power rangers
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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