Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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