but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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