I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I want a musical about memes.
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