Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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