I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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