so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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