lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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