apparently the secret to your success is patron
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's shark week go big or go home
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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