life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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