If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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