This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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