whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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