I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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