I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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