he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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