I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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