so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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