I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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