just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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