champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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