You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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