he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
either way he was missing a nipple.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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