Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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