I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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