Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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