I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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