that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
two words: eviction party
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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