oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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