can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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