so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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