Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I looked at my own cervix.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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