This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
