I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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